Scratch, Scratch

Oh we went out to a party

It was me and Ben and Mac

And before I know what happen

I get an itchin' on me back

Scratch scratch me back

Scratch scratch me back

It really is a fact

The less I itch the more I scratch

Well I was quite embarrassed

'Till my two friends I did see

Well they were madly itching

And they were screaming louder that we

Scratch scratch me back

Scratch scratch me back

It really is a fact

The less I itch the more I scratch

Now dis scratching was contagious

And it didn't take very long

Everybody dere was itching

As dey join me in dis song

Scratch scratch me back

Scratch scratch me back

It really is a fact

The less I itch the more I scratch

Well de host he got excited

Picked up de phone in haste

Quickly dial a number

And said Man come spray dis place

Scratch scratch me back

Scratch scratch me back

It really is a fact

The less I itch the more I scratch