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Lirik F**K Everything (Explicit)
F**K Everything (Explicit) - Jon Lajoie
Yo other rappers claim to not give a f**k
Well step aside b***hes
'Cause I give the lowest amount of f**k humanly possible what
I don't give a f**k
About anything f**k everyone and f**k everything what
I don't give a f**k
I literally don't give a f**k about anything
I don't give a f**k about motherf**kin' anything
People care about s**t I say f**k everything
F**k you f**k me f**k the sky f**k trees
F**k the sun I don't need heat or vitamin D
And f**k toasters I don't need to cook my bread
And f**k coasters I use a little plate instead
And f**k roosters with your useless cock a doodle doo
We invented alarm clocks we no longer need you
Don't give a f**k about chairs I prefer to stand
And f**k air conditioners I got a ceiling fan
And f**k the movie The Fan starring Wesley Snipes
Demolition Man is the only Snipes movie I like
And f**k likin' s**t
I don't even like the stuff that I like
Don't give a f**k about not likin'
All the s**t I don't like
Like tissues f**k 'em I'll blow my nose on the couch
And f**k my nostrils and my sense of smell
I breathe through my mouth
Don't give a f**k about seeing b***h f**k my eyes
F**k visual perception yo I'd rather be blind
And f**k time seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
And hours are way too long
They should be half an hour at most
And f**k coasts don't give a f**k about where water meets land
And f**k boats
Just 'cause you float you think you're so f**kin' bad
And f**k jokes I don't need to be funny all the time
My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die but
I don't give a f**k
About anything f**k everyone and f**k everything what
I don't give a f**k
I literally don't give a f**k about anything
Walked into a coffeeshop and ordered a cup
The girl said small medium or large
I said b***h I don't give a f**k
She said I can't process your order
If you don't pick a size
I said fine I'll take a large
But I still don't give a f**k alright
Don't give a f**k about beverage size options motherf**ker
And I don't give a f**k about liquids either
They're all wet and s**t
And tend to spill all over the place
Like human semen when I get it all over my face
I'm not gay I just don't give a f**k about straight s*x
And f**k my d**k
I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead
And f**k biological functions f**k the human body
I prefer the body of a bat
And the head of a coyote
I call myself Batyote and I fight crime at night
I know it's similar to Batman but motherf**k copyright
I plagiarize all the time I do it every day
'Cause I'm on the right track baby
I was born this way
And f**k birth enterin' the world
Of space and time is a b***h
Searchin' for purpose in the random universe sucks d**k
Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way
Did I choose to not give a f**k about ice cube trays
If I want ice
I'll go to the f**kin' corner store and buy a bag
Fillin' you up
And waitin' for the water to freeze is a motherf**kin' drag
You know what f**k the word
F**k I don't need to use it
I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus
I don't give a chainsaw
About anything chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything what
I don't give a chainsaw
I literally don't give a chainsaw 'bout anything
If there were a contest
To see who doesn't give a f**k the most
I wouldn't win 'cause I don't give a f**k about winnin' yo
And don't even give a f**k about not givin' a f**k
So I do give a f**k wait what
I give a f**k
About everything I love everyone and care about everything what
I give a f**k
I literally care about every motherf**kin' thing