David Watts

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I am a dull and simple lad

Cannot turn water from champagne

And I have never met the Queen

And I wish I could have all that he has got

And I wish I could be like David Watts

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And when I lie on my pillow at night

I dream I could fight like David Watts

Lead the school team to victory

And take my exams and pass the lot

Wish I could be

Wish I could be like David Watts

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Wish I could be like David Watts

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Conduct my life like David Watts

Wish I could be

I wish I could be like David Watts

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He is the head boy at the school

He is the captain of the team

He is so gay and fancy free

And I wish all his money belonged to me

And I wish I could be like David Watts

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And all the girls in the neighborhood

Try to go out with David Watts

They try their best but can't succeed

For he is of pure and noble breed

Wish I could be like

Wish I could be like

Wish I could be like

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Wish I could be like

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