The Physician

Thy Physician - Blossom Dearie (布洛森·迪儿莉)

Written by：Cole Porter

Once I loved such a shattering physician

Quite the best looking doctor in the state

He looked after my physical condition

And his bedside manner was great

When I'd gaze up and see him there above me

Looking less like a doctor than a Turk

I was tempted to whisper do you love me

Or do you merely love your work

He said my bronchial tubes were entrancing

My epiglottis filled him with glee

He simply loved my larynx

And went wild about my pharynx

But he never said he loved me

He said my epidermis was darling

And found my blood as blue as could be

He went through wild ecstatics

When I shooting my lymphatics

But he never said he loved me

And though no doubt it was not very smart of me

I get on a wracking of my soul

To figure out why he loved every part of me

And yet not me as a whole

With my esophagus he was ravished

Enthusiastic to a degree

He said 'twas just enormous

My appendix vermiformis

But he never said he loved me

He never said he loved me