Smoke Two Joints

Smoke Two Joints - Richard Cheese

I smoke two joints in the morning

I smoke two joints at night

I smoke two joints in the afternoon

It makes me feel alright

I smoke two joints in time of peace

And two in time of war

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints

And then I smoke two more

Oh my daddy he once told me

Son you be hard working man

My mama mama told me

You do the best you can

But then one day I met a man

Who came to me and said

Hard work good and hard work fine

But first take care of head

So I smoke two joints when I get up

In the car I smoke two joints

I smoke two joints when I play video game

And at every ten thousand points

I smoke two joints in time of peace

And two in time of war

Two joints before I smoke two joints

And then I smoke two more

I smoke two joints in the air

I smoke two joints at night

I smoke two joints in the evening

It makes me feel alright

I smoke two joints in time of peace

And two in time of war

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints

And then I smoke two more