Magellan Ug Lapu-Lapu

Hoy kay bayloay man tag kanta

Walay hilabtanay ha

Kay total nindoton man nako pag-awit

Nang imong kanta

O sige kay ayohon sad nako'g kanta

Kanang imong kanta

Ladies and gentlemen this is an inverted

Of magellan and lapu-lapu long time ago

On march sixteen fifteen hundred twenty

One when magellan was discovered by

Philippines they were sailing day and

Night across the big island until they

Saw a small limasawa ocean

Magellan landed in olongapo city

To get sone borikat they were very happy

But accidentally magellan he got sick

Because he's playing with a high voltage

Lady when lapulapu came to rescue

He boarded an airplane from cebu and

When he saw magellan on his bed he cried

And cried and then he said

Mitulo na mitulo na bakit pare mitulo na

Ang sgot nya kay lapu-lapu nagpaparaos

Lang ako what can I do what can I do

Baby kung may herpes ka pare ko hohohoho

Maayo pang potulon mo aron wala nay

Estorbo

Pareng magellan you are sick I call the

Doctor very quick the doctor said

Magellan is just fine because his

Sickness is just like mine

Pareng magellan you are sick I call the

Doctor doctor very quick the doctor said

Magellan is just fine because his

Sickness is just like mine