The Yes Yes Show (Explicit)

The Yes Yes Show (精彩绝伦的表演) - Parokya Ni Edgar/Francis M

Lyrics by：Chito Miranda

Composed by：Chito Miranda

You better get ready for a big surprise

You think it's almost over

But it's only on the rise

Mental message by visual contact

Louder than any other sexual soundtrack

More margarita for my cute senorita

Triple the tequila just to heighten up the flavor

Chuggin' down on my JB

While checkin' out the parts of my dick's anatomy

Forget the brain

Forget the personality

What I'm after is you effects on my gravity like trinity

Flying high with her kicks

And controlling the game with my heavy duty joystick

You better get ready for a big surprise

You think it's almost over

But it's only on the rise

Mental message by visual contact

Louder than any other sexual soundtrack

Flip the tip as skip to the next trip

Flashin' some cash and some rockstar bulls**t

Goin' in for the thrill

Movin' in for the kill

I got us a room in a fancy hotel

And we've got everything we need

A big bag of money a bigger bag of w**d

And we start to impress as we start to undress

Stop the press we need to get this

You better get ready for a big surprise

You think it's almost over

But it's only on the rise

Mental message by visual contact

Louder than any other sexual soundtrack

I'd like to keep it going

'Cause I got it going on

But it's vinci's turn on the microphone so

Ehem my name is vinci and I am neat

I love pretty girls and I love to eat

I made this rap from my mind

And I am very very kind

I like to drive fast in fancy cars

And chicks dig me like chocolate bars

They say I'm bad but I am good

So shut up now and eat some food

Tsong ano problema mo ayusin mo naman

Lagyan mo naman ng tono parang kang nangangatwiran

Ano bang inaatupag mo sa bago mong apartment

Sampung taon ka nang sikat wala ka pa rin bang ibang talent

Tsong ano bang sinasabi mo

Mali ang sinasabi mo

Magaling ako kumanta

Alam mo ba yung picha pie

Kung sabagay mahusay nga naman yung picha pie

Gamit ang boses mong pamatay nilagyan mo ng kulay ang kanta

Diba kahit ikaw ang gumawa alam

Natin mas ok nung ako yung kumanta

Tsong naman please lang wag ka nang magyabang

At alam mo naman na pang back-up ka lang

At ilan na ba talagang nagawa mong kanta

Ilan wala eh ano ngayon

Alam naman naming lahat

Na si vinc naman talaga dapat ang vocalist

Ng parokya band

Ng parokya ni edgar

Teka lang one minute

Pwede bang paki ulit maaaring may lamang ka sa paligo

Subalit bakit mo naman nasabi na ikaw ang nararapat

Eh ni isang kanta man lang wala kang naisulat

Eh bat ibang singers naman kahit di niya sinulat

Ang kinakanta nilang kanta ay sobra kung sumikat

Tulad ko at ni Quino at ni Benedict Aquino

Na wala na yatang mas sisikat pa kahit na sino

Ewan ko sandali wag ka ngang makulit

Kung ayaw mo masipa sa mukha ng malupit

Baka makatikim ka ng saswela de kamao

Na si listo el de gato sa gulpihang de kordoto

Talaga di nga tatawa na ba ako

Di porket koryano ka magaling ka magtaekwando

Wag kang magaangas sa lalaking may balbas

Kami yung mga tipo na hindi umaatras

Ang magkaaway ipagbati gumitna ka at'wag kumampi

Lahat tao'y magkakapatid anumang mali ay ituwid

Magdasal sa diyos na ama maging banal at'wag hangal habagat

Pagdating sa bilis nagliliyab

Bakit ba nagkakandarapa

Ang iba'y bumabagsak

Isa-isa dalawa tatlo kahit sino

Nangangatog ang mga tuhod

Kapag ako'y napanood

Si kiko po ang inyong lingkod

Sa gitna n'yo susunod

Ako'y 'di tuod ako'y trumpo

Kangkarot kung umikot

Kasi alam naman ng lahat

Kung sino ang talagang dapat

Kumuha kayo ng makamandag

Nakakalason na taga-bagyo

Malupit damdamin ni kiko

Alam ninyong matagal na

Kong nandito sa trabahong 'to

Tumitindi habang kumakanta

Sing-tigas ng puno ng nara

Simula ng flor de luna mare clara at kirara

Ako'y isang orig nasa bagets

At tsaka ninja kids

Sumasabay sa parokya at sa death threat

Ready for a battle and I never gonna run

Francis M I'm still no 1 yeah

Ah 'di ko alam kung pa'no tatapusin yung kanta

Kaya ganito na lang bigla na lang mawawala