Octopus Hairpiece

Stop

People please

While surfing in the ocean

I somehow lost my hairpiece

I watched my age increase

As some pesky octopus

Took my tuft of manhood from me

Duck diving for my hairpiece

I'm searching for my hairpiece

Duck diving for my hairpiece

Octopus hairpiece

Look there on the reef

Make a lasso with my leash

Ride my sea horse to the deep

I'm at one with the sea

I'm a surfer from the soul

Until a clam swallowed my toupee whole

Yea dude did i say dude

I know i sound like bill and ted

I got a sunburn on my head

I've been to indo been to france

But the hairpieces are cheaper

Down in costa rica