Lemon Water Lyrics
Lemon Water - Guttermouth
What in the hell is wrong with people
The deranged should be caged
What is wrong with people
It must be them can't you see
That it couldn't be me
Where their road ends
That's where mine begins
There's a giant hole in my heart
But all I have to do
Is fill it up with alcohol
It closes all the holes
It hides all my boredom
And subdues my restlessness
It enhances my personality
But makes me order 3 orders of buffalo wings
When I would normally have just one
It forces me to bob my head to songs
That I really really hate
And it makes me want to strike
Someone at the bar
Who orders 2 waters with lemon
And once again I find myself bobbing
My head to a mediocre song
When I notice 2 marginally attractive girls
Parking it next to me at the bar
Sipping spring water with a twist of lemon
What in the hell is wrong with people
The deranged should be caged
What is wrong with people
It must be them can't you see
That it couldn't be me
Where their road ends
That's where mine begins
And I'm ready to puke
When a small child sits next to me at the bar
But that's ok because to me
Other people's kids are fine
So it's no surprise
That it's parents are ordering water with lemon
And a root beer for the child
Do you ever find yourself striving for perfection
With a virtually worthless attempt at it
And is that why I find myself
Eavesdropping constantly
Sports bars are the best places
To meet people you hate
Not that I've actually met anyone
It's just a matter of listening
To their conversations
And assuming that you hate them
When of coarse that probably isn't true
Because I can get along with anyone
If I absolutely have to
What in the hell is wrong with people
The deranged should be caged
What is wrong with people
It must be them can't you see
That it couldn't be me
Where their road ends
That's where mine begins
Oh here we go a couple a few tables
Down just ordered lunch
The guy wearing a basketball tank top
Is having a veggie burger
With fruit instead of fries
And his husky date is just having a salad
It must be their first date
And what goes better
With rabbit food than ice water
With a slice of lemon
Sometimes I think if I could be anyone
In the whole world I would be a magician
No than I would hate myself
More than I already do
But at least then
I could make all of these people
In the bar be more like me
Or even make them befriend me
But then again I could become one of them
And only then would I understand the befits
Of putting a slice of lemon
In ordinary drinking water
What in the hell is wrong with people
The deranged should be caged
What is wrong with people
It must be them can't you see
That it couldn't be me
Where their road ends
That's where mine begins