Someone You Loved (Parody)

Someone You Loved(Parody) - Josh Pieters

Lyrics by：Joshua Pieters/Archie Manners/Conor Maynard

Composed by：Joshua Pieters/Archie Manners/Conor Maynard

I just got back home from the clinic

And I'm afraid it's bad news

So now I'm writing down this song

About it hoping it gets views

Don't know how in still alive

Or how I survive

She said I got five

Nasty STI

Got some on my balls

Got some in my a*s

What's worse is my weird ginger

Pubes is crawling with crabs

I have got herpies

From a booty call

I got siphines

From a blow up doll

I got Chlamydia

And it's so saw

And I don't even know

Where I got cannal warts

My pubes are rich

And now I felt like

I have created my own zoo

Honestly there so many

I could public cook up some sea food

It was only a kiss

A bit of romance

On her juicy lips

The ones in her pants

It was so beautiful

But I nearly cried

When I was see the present

She was waiting inside

I got herpies from a booty call

I got siphines

From a blow up doll

I got Chlamydia

And it's so saw

And I don't even know

Where I got cannal warts

Oh wait I just got a call

From the clinic

They mixed up my results

The ones they gave me

No they weren't mine

Apparently they belong to some conducted guy

Guy