Best Rapper Ever

Best Rapper Ever - Tom MacDonald

Lyrics by：Tom MacDonald/Nova Paholek

Composed by：Tom MacDonald/Nova Paholek

Hello Thomas I see that you're depressed what's the problem

Is it the skeletons you're hiding deep inside your closet

Have you been reading all the names they call you in the comments

Have you been worried your haters will put you in the coffin

Are you distraught that you promised vodka was not an option

Now you're having thoughts of doing shots Tom you're an alcoholic

Is that true You're upset that you can't have booze

What's the matter Thomas Something's got you in a bad mood

Yeah it does I'm anxious nothing calms me down like Xanax does

But I can't even relapse 'cause the internet will laugh at us

I just need a beer or two but it's been like a year or two

I thought you disappeared I can't believe that I'm still here with you

Shut up

My therapist said me and you can't speak again

I locked the devil out but it was you who let the demons in

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Tom you're a comedian

I'm only gonna tell you once you really need to be my friend

No

I'm walking alone in the darkness sharks in the water and sky full of vultures

The doctor ain't giving you pills 'cause the pressure you're under been giving you ulcers

Shut up let me remind you I'm independent because I'm the guy who

Does anything that I want it goes viral

You're independent 'cause no one will sign you

You got a YouTube that no one subscribes to

You got a Spotify nobody vibes to

I'm not another person you can lie to

I'll be greatest as long as they sky's blue

Liar Come on Thomas keep it real

You're the liar I'ma tell you exactly how I feel

I'm the best rapper ever I don't wanna be great

If they're the best then I'm better don't you make no mistake

'Cause I'm the GOAT feel it in my bones until I'm a ghost

I'm the one who pulls the sword out of the stone

Best ever

I'm the best rapper ever I don't care what you say

I'm da Vinci I'm forever I'm designed for the fame

'Cause I'm the GOAT get the kid a throne everybody knows

Only voices that I'm hearing are my own

Best ever

Thomas I'm still here I practically smell the fear

I know all the reason why you feel so insecure

I've seen you panic backstage hearing everybody cheer

You're famous now Thomas tell me what's with all the tears

Shut up

Do you regret that your face is covered with tattoos

Mad that your beats wack all your raps trash too

Shut up

Do you resent that you need meds again neglected friends

And now you just pretend you're not pathetic you're not Eminem

Yeah it's one of those days don't know why I don't feel okay

Close both eyes and focus on pain blows my mind alone in my brain

I smell smoke from all of those flames fell in holes and hope for my grave

They told me "Smell the roses" but I burned the whole bouquet

Tom you'll never win the fight against your haters long as I listen

'Cause I read every single comment that you try missing

Then recite them in your mind and memorize disses

I'm a giant Thomas why you tryna fight with me

I'm different don't care about a height difference I might win it

Show up to a gun fight knife swinging

I am the darkness yeah I got night vision

I been biting my tongue and the blood

From my cuts has been filling my stomach I suffer

'Cause they don't show love when I'm humble

So now I just do this for all of my family and all of my brothers

Liar You're rapping for yourself it ain't for them

Your selfish motivations are the reasons you're depressed

I'm doing fine you need to chill you need to take more of those pills

Take a breath and tell us all just exactly how you feel

I'm the best rapper ever I don't wanna be great

If they're the best then I'm better don't you make no mistake

'Cause I'm the GOAT feel it in my bones until I'm a ghost

I'm the one who pulls the sword out of the stone

Best ever

I'm the best rapper ever I don't care what you say

I'm da Vinci I'm forever I'm designed for the fame

'Cause I'm the GOAT get the kid a throne everybody knows

Only voices that I'm hearing are my own

Best ever

Tom let's work together you know how good we can be

Don't deny it just try it 'kay fine repeat after me

Fine

Hi my name is Thomas all I want's to be an artist

I need help from all my demons for my dreams to get accomplished

See Tom I'm just what you need we're a team

Disagree Go ahead cut your wrists and make your demons bleed

No

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

I need to do this by myself

I told you twice already exactly how I felt

I'm the best rapper ever I don't wanna be great

If they're the best then I'm better don't you make no mistake

'Cause I'm the GOAT feel it in my bones until I'm a ghost

I'm the one who pulls the sword out of the stone

Best ever

I'm the best rapper ever I don't care what you say

I'm da Vinci I'm forever I'm designed for the fame

'Cause I'm the GOAT get the kid a throne everybody knows

Only voices that I'm hearing are my own

Best ever