Mona Lisa

The Lonely Island3 Jun 2016

Mona Lisa (Explicit) (《流行歌星:永不停歇》电影插曲) - The Lonely Island

Written by:Khari Cain/Akiva Schaffer/Jorma Taccone/Andy Samberg/Brandon Bell


I'm headed to Paris


At a quarter to noon


So excited to see her


I went straight to the louvre


I heard she's exquisite


So I bought my ticket


Pushed my way to

The front of the crowd

And I couldn't believe what I saw


Mona Lisa you're an

Overrated piece of shit


With your terrible style

And your dead shark eyes

And your smirk like

You're hiding a dick

What the fuck is this bitch


Mona Lisa the original basic bitch


Traveled thousands of miles

To see your beautiful smile


Talk about a bait

And switch you ugly


I'm headed to cairo

To see the pyramids


But what did I find there

A dirty pile of bricks


There was trash all over


And a very foul odor

The smell was out of a camel's ass

But even that wasn't as bad as


Mona Lisa you're worse

Than the pyramids


Can someone explain why

The whole wide world


Is obsessed with a garbage pail kid

Looks like a garbage pail kid


And davinci must have

Sucked an art historian's dick


To get this girl who looked

Like uncooked bread

At the top of the all time list of paintings


Mona Lisa I got to know


Where the fuck are your eyebrows


I really wanna know


You could land a helicopter

On that big potato forehead


Get this chick some rogaine


You a bloated porpse girl

I'm an American man


This is my native land

Where no one lies about paintings


But that's not the case in france


Where the naked ladies dance


And they look like Dennis Franz


You're so mangy mona

Hair part wider than a country road

Unless you count

Cause she died alone a

The Mona Lisa sucks la da da da da


***Lyrics are from third-parties***

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