Dumb Ways to Die

Set fire to your hair

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

Eat medicines that’s out of date

Use your private parts as piranha bait

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork

Do your own electrical work

Teach yourself how to fly

Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho-killer inside

Scratch your drug dealer’s brand new ride

Take your helmet off in outer space

Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Keep a rattlesnake as pet

Sell both the kidneys on the internet

Eat a tube of superglue

“I wonder what’s this red button do ”

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a moose during hunting season

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason

Stand on the edge of a train station platform

Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing

Run across the tracks between the platforms

They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly

Dumbest ways to die

Dumbest ways to die

Dumbest ways to die

So many dumb

So many dumb ways to die