Uncle Cal's Interlude

These kids don't know what it's like to party

They standin' around

I don't even know if they're mingling,

Or they're paying attention

To the good music that's flowin'

They need to learn what a real party's about

Maybe we need to relive the real party

Somebody need to get a tambourine

Somebody need to blow a damn whistle

Somebody gotta wake these kids up

And show them how to party for real for real for real for real for real