Celebrity Lyrics
Celebrity - Graham Blvd.
Someday I'm gonna be famous,
Do I have talent well no
These days you don't really need it
Thanks to reality shows
Can't wait to date a supermodel,
Can't wait to sue my dad
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari
On my way to rehab
'Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
You can act just like a fool
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
I can throw a major fit
When my latte isn't just how I like it
They say I've gone insane
I'll blame it on the fame
And the pressures that go with
Being a celebrity
I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters
Things don't go my way
And I'll get community service
No matter which law I break
I'll make the supermarket tabloids,
They'll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name
Down the more my price goes up
Cause when you're a celebrity
It adios reality
You can act just like a fool
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
I can fall in and out of love
Have marriages that barely last a month
When they go down the drain
I'll blame it on the fame
It's says just so tough
Being a celebrity
So let's hitch up the wagons
And head out west
To the land of the fun and the sun
We'll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires
Hey hey Hollywood here we come
When you're a celebrity
It adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
Being a celebrity
Yes a celebrity
Where's my coffee