A Fine Romance

A Fine Romance - Fred Astaire

A fine romance with no kisses

A fine romance my friend this is

You're calmer than the seals

In the Arctic Ocean

At least they flap their fins

To express emotion

A fine romance with no clinches

A fine romance with no pinches

I've never mussed the crease

In your blue serge pants

I never get the chance

This is a fine romance

A fine romance my good woman

My strong aged in the wood woman

You never give the orchids I send a glance

No you like cactus plants

This is a fine romance