Listen to TimTheTatman Is Bad At Fall Guys song with lyrics from Dan Bull

TimTheTatman Is Bad At Fall Guys

Dan Bull21 Aug 2020

TimTheTatman Is Bad At Fall Guys Lyrics

TimTheTatman Is Bad At Fall Guys - Dan Bull

Lyrics by:Dan Bull

Composed by:Dan Bull

This is the story of the world's worst fall guy

Gather round today's a momentous occasion

A tale of overcoming incompetence with determination

Showing if you lack skill

Just compensate with desperation

Give it up for TimTheTatman

It's time for celebration

Saying Tim was bad at Fall Guys is an understatement

Even booting up the game for him was an undertaking

So imagine the planet's wonder and amazement

When he won we thought he must have

Been exchanged with a replacement

He was the World's Worst Fall Guy

A simple fact

He didn't just drop the ball

He couldn't swing the bat

With a lack of winning streak as big as that

You'll never bring it back

But somehow he did

Give it up for TimTheTatman

The single crappest player we have ever seen

If his deficiency was a tree

It would be evergreen

A walking talking one fella yellow team

Reaching new levels of ineptitude with every stream

So if Tim can win a Fall Guys game

Then you can do what you need

For your life to change

You can smash it at the gym

You can ask for that promotion

Chat to your crush

And just be more relaxed and open

And you'll overcome all challenges

No matter if disheartening

You're sure to beat your shortcomings

Thanks to Tim's martyrdom

That's some nifty marketing

Crowns off to Fall Guys

And hats off to TimTheTatman

You've done alright

You've done alright

You've done alright

Timmy you've done alright

 

Yeah you've done alright