Armless Skater Lyrics
Armless Skater - Satanic Surfers
I have a friend who's only joy in life is to skate
Surf and flog his log
That is all he wants to do
And I think that's really great
But then one day he had an accident
They had to amputate his arms
Guess if he was sad that day
He can't surf
He can't skate
And he sure can't masturbate no more
He can't surf
He can't skate
And he sure can't masturbate no more
But then one day he had an accident
They had to amputate his arms
Guess if he was sad that day(guess if he was sad)
Guess if he was sad that day(guess if he was sad)
Guess if he was sad that day