Loretta Lynn's Lincoln (Album Version)

Like any other would be country singin sensation

I had no visible means of transportation

One Saturday mornin I was searchin' the ads

When I found one that I wanted and I wanted it bad

He found one that he wanted and he wanted it bad

I called up the salesmen he said c mon in

I've got the Lincoln right here belonged to Loretta Lynn

The Coalminer's Daughter used to drive it to town

It's yours for a song and five hundred down

He said it's yours for a song and five hundred down

I said Loretta Lynn's Lincoln

Yeah Loretta Lynn's Lincoln

I had no idea what that dealer was thinkin

But he totted the note on Loretta Lynn's Lincoln

Well I throwed my ol guitar in that big back seat

And I steared her on out on to Dameron Street

Them other cars pulled over like the red sea had parted

It was then I had a vision of Dolly Parton

Right there he had a vision of Dolly Parton

She said ain't that Loretta Lynn's Lincoln

Yeah it's Loretta Lynn's Lincoln

She said I thought I recognized them two headlights blinkin

I do declare that there's Loretta Lynn's Lincoln

Dolly said slide over J Otis let me take you downtown

Miss Loretta's waitin for us at the Orchid Lounge

I couldn't believe my ears I couldn't believe my eyes

Why she was wavin from the curb and we drove by

Well we turned that big rig around right on a dime

I ain't seen nothin like that since Red Solvine

Red Solvine

That's what Loretta was sayin as she hopped in the back

Then she said hey Hoss ain't this my old Cadillac

No mame Miss Loretta this ain't your Cadillac

It's Loretta Lynn's Lincoln

Loretta

Yeah Loretta Lynn's Lincoln

It's Loretta Lynn's Lincoln

The radio was on and we was all lipsinkin

Ridin round Nashville in Loretta Lynn's Lincoln whooo

I heard a tappin on the window as I woke up

Neath an old newspaper in my pickup truck

The policeman said boy you better hit the road jack

Get that bucket of bolts back across the tracks

Officer this here's Loretta Lynn's Lincoln

And he said

Son that ain't Loretta Lynn's Lincoln

Yeah I was wakin up and my dreams were sinkin

Like them ol' springs on Loretta Lynn's Lincoln

Yeah Loretta Lynn's Lincoln

Loretta Loretta

Whooo Loretta Lynn's Lincoln

That is Loretta Lynn's Lincoln

If you ever get to wonderin' what I was a-dreamin

I was dreamin I was ridin' in Loretta Lynn's Lincoln