Everyone's a Little Bit Racist (Explicit)

Everyone's a Little Bit Racist (Explicit) - John Tartaglia/Stephanie D'Abruzzo/Natalie Venetia Belcon/Jordan Gelber/Ann Harada

Say Kate can I ask you a question

Sure

Well you know Trekkie Monster upstairs

Uh huh

Well he's Trekkie Monster and you're Kate Monster

Right

You're both Monsters

Yeah

Are you two related

What Princeton I'm surprised at you

I find that racist

Oh well I'm sorry I was just asking

Well it's a touchy subject

Now now all Monsters are related

What are you trying to say huh

That we all look the same to you

Huh huh huh

Not at all

I'm sorry I guess that was a little racist

I should say so

You should be much more careful when you're

Talking about the sensitive subject of race

Well look who's talking

What do you mean

What about that special Monster School you told me about

What about it

Could someone like me go there

No we don't want people like you

You see

You're a little bit racist

Well you're a little bit too

I guess we're both a little bit racist

Admitting it is not an easy thing to do

But I guess it's true

Between me and you I think

Everyone's a little bit

Racist sometimes

Doesn't mean we go around committing

Hate crimes

Look around and

You will find

No one's really

Color-blind

Maybe it's a fact

We all should face

Everyone makes

Judgments

Based on race

Not big judgments

Like who to hire or who to buy a newspaper from

No

No just little judgments like thinking that Mexican busboys

Should learn to speak goddamn English

Right

Everyone's a little

Bit racist -- today

So everyone's a little

Big racist -- okay

Ethnic jokes might

Be uncouth

But you laugh because

They're based on truth

Don't take them as

Personal attacks

Everyone enjoys them --

So relax

All right stop me if you've heard this one

There's a plane going down

And there's only one parachute

And there's a rabbi a priest

And a BLACK guy

Whatchoo talkin' about Kate

Uh

You were telling a BLACK joke

Well sure Gary but lost of people tell black jokes

I don't

Well of course you don't -- you're black

But I bet you tell Polack jokes right

Well sure I do Those stupid Polacks

Don't you think that's a little racist

Well damn I guess you're right

You're a little bit racist

Well you're a little bit too

We're all a little bit racist

I think that I would have to agree with you

We're glad you do

It's sad but true

Everyone's a little bit racist all right

Bigotry has never been exclusively white

If we all could

Just admit

That we are racist

A little bit

Even though we all

Know that it's wrong

Maybe it would help

Us get along

Christ do I feel good

Now there was a fine upstanding black man

Who

Jesus Christ

But Gary Jesus was white

No Jesus was black

No Jesus was white

No I'm pretty sure Jesus was black

Guys -- Jesus was Jewish

Hey guys what are you laughing about

Racism

Cool

Brian You come back here You take out lecycuraburs

What's that mean

Um Recyclables

Hey don't laugh at her

How many languages do you speak

Oh come off it Brian

Everyone's a little bit racist

I'm not

Oh no

Nope How many oriental wives have you got

What Brian

Brian buddy

Where you been

The term is Asian-American

I know you are

No intending to be

But calling me

Oriental -- offensive to me

I'm sorry honey I love you

And I love you

But you're racist too

Yes I know

The Jews have all

The money

And the whites have

All the power

And I'm always in

Taxi-cab with driver

Who no shower

Me too

Me too

I can't even get a taxi

Everyone's a little bit

Racist it's true

But everyone is just about

As racist as you

If we all could just admit

That we are racist a little bit

And everyone

Stopped being so P C

Maybe we could

Live in harmony

Ev'lyone's a ritter bit lacist