Enery The Eight

I'm Henry The Eighth, I Am - Harry Champion

You don't know who you're looking at

Now have a look at me

I'm a bit of a nob I am

Belong to royaltee

I'll tell you how it came about

I married widow burch

And I was king of England

When I toddled out of church

Outside the people started shouting hip hooray

Said I get down upon your knees it's coronation day

I'm Henery the eighth I am Henery

The eighth I am I am

I got married to the widow next door

She's been married seven times before

Everyone was a Henery

She wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam

I'm her eighth old man named Henery

I'm Henery the eighth I am

I left the Duke of Cumberland a pub up in the town

Soon with one or two moochers

I was holding up the crown

I sat upon the bucket that the car men think their own

Surrounded by my subjects I was sitting on the throne

Out came the potman saying go on home to bed

Said I now say another word and off'll go your head

I'm Henery the eighth I am Henery

The eighth I am I am

I got married to the widow next door

She's been married seven times before

Everyone was a Henery

She wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam

I'm her eighth old man named Henery

I'm Henery the eighth I am

The undertaker called and to the wife I heard him say

Have you got any orders mum

We're very slack today

I picked up number seven for ya for the Golden Gate

Let's have a pound upon account of Henery the eighth

Oh when he measured me with half a yard of string

I dropped upon me marrow bones and sang God save the king

I'm Henery the eighth I am Henery

The eighth I am I am

I got married to the widow next door

She's been married seven times before

Everyone was a Henery

She wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam

I'm her eighth old man named Henery

I'm Henery the eighth I am