If U Can't Dance (Slide) (Album Version)

If U Can't Dance(Slide) (Album Version) - Will Smith (威爾·史密斯)

Yo If you can't dance

It's cool to get up now

Usually ya'll stand off on the side

You know you're a little embarrassed

Or whatever

But this one of those joints for everybody

So get on up but keep it simple

If you can't dance then this is your jam

Baby left to right all night

Slide that's all you gotta do

You can't dance then this is your jam baby

Left to right all night slide

That's all you gotta do

Now we all know the boy at the club

All liquored up

Boy with the bub tryin' to pick 'em up

Wack dancing

'Wooking pa nub' shirt too bright

Pants too tight

Boy settle down

Now I ain't just messing with you

I got better things to do

I'm trying to help I got a lesson for you

I know you do the best you could do

Wanna get next to Boo

Then the less you do the better

Cause women equate dance with sex

They gon' see you & be like 'Next'

But you gon' be like 'hold up Ma' ('Next ')

But she gon' be like uh huh ('Next ')

Now looka-here rule 1 know ya name

If it ain't Usher Justin or Hammer

Then we can touch ya

Rule 2 never do a dance you can't do

Why stupid

Cause you can't do it

If you can't dance then this is your jam

Baby left to right all night

Slide that's all you gotta do

You can't dance then this is your jam baby

Left to right all night slide

That's all you gotta do

So I'm up in my spot

In Miami the other night right

& this Dude's out on the floor OD-ing

Just way 'over-dancing'

So his Mommy wanna holla at me

She thought my name was Billy

I told her it was Willie

She said she watch my TV show

I was very silly

Told her I was from Philly

She looked at me said 'Really '

& judging from her t-shirt

I could tell that she was chilly

So I gave her my sweater

She said her name was Etta

She said she come from Cuba

And she just had bought a Jetta

She said she was glad I met her

Let's go somewhere together

She said she'd ride in my car cause

She knew my car was better

The conversation cookin'

Attention getting' tookin'

My Spidey senses tinglin'

I felt somebody lookin'

Now who this brotha lookin'

Now he runnin' bookin'

I'm mad I'm like a fisherman

I almost had my hook in

I figured I should get up

Quickly clear my head up

Cause Etta got a man

I'm feelin' kinda set-up

Now Dude was really fed up

Yo he wouldn't let up

Homey if I hit you

You might never ever get up

Now he was not a dancer

Plus he wasn't handsome

Comin' like Mel Gibson

Like I had his girl for ransom

Yo Pedro wanna go out side

Yo amigo tranquillo slide

If you can't dance then this is your jam

Baby left to right all night

Slide that's all you gotta do

You can't dance then this is your jam baby

Left to right all night slide

That's all you gotta do

Now rule 3 is easy

Please remember that you

Ain't on "Beat Street"

Sweet feet you ain't tryin' to win no TV

Another dude did a move

No need to out do it

Rule 4 out on the floor

Don't be doing moves

That don't nobody do no more

Draw too much attention to be

Adventurous out on the floor

There's a reason that don't nobody

Do 'em no more you feel me

This may be hilarious

But Rule 5 is serious

It's a shame that we have

To discuss

That there's no lip biting

Or pelvic thrusts

I mean you think that move

Will put the sting on her

You too close tryin' to put a ring on her

You don't know that girl

Don't cling on her & don't put your thing on

Her cool

If you can't dance then this is your jam

Baby left to right all night

Slide that's all you gotta do

You can't dance then this is your jam baby

Left to right all night slide

That's all you gotta do