Two by Two

Two By Two - Various Artists

Do you have any idea where

They're sending you Elder Price

Well of course we don't really

Have final say over where we get sent but

I have been praying to be sent to

My favorite place in the whole world

Well if you prayed for a location

I'm sure Heavenly Father will make it happen

You're like the smartest best

Most deserving elder the center's ever seen

Aw c'mon you guys

The most important time of

A Mormon kid's life is his mission

A chance to go out and help heal

The world that's my mission

Soon I'll be off in a different place

Helping the whole human race

I know my mission will be something incredible

Elders form a line and step forward

When your name is called Elder Young

Yes sir

Your mission brother will be Elder Grant

That's me Hey brother

And your mission location is Norway

Oh wow Norway: land of gnomes and trolls

Two by two

We're marching door to door

'Cause God loves Mormons

And he wants some more

A two-year mission

Is our sacrifice

We are the Army of the

Church of Jesus Christ

Of Latter-Day Saints

Two by two

And today we'll know

Who will make the journey

When and where we'll go

We're fighting for a cause

But we're really really nice

We are the Army of the Church of Jesus Christ

Of Latter-Day Saints

Elder White and Elder Smith

Oh I knew we'd get paired together

Your location will be France

France Land of pastries and turtlenecks

Two by two

I guess it's you and me

We're off to reach across land and sea

Satan has ahold of France

We need to knock him off his perch

We are the Soldiers of the Army of the Church

Of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints

Elder Cross and Elder Green

You will be serving in Japan

Oh Japan

Land of soy sauce

And Mothra

Elder Harris and Elder Brown

Heavenly Father

Where will I go on my mission

Will it be China

Or Old Mexico on my mission

It could be San Fran by the bay

Australia where they say "g'day"

But I pray I'm sent to my favorite place

Orlando

I love you Orlando

Sea World

And Disney

And Putt-Putt Golfing

Elder Price

Yes sir

Your brother will be Elder Cunningham

That's me That's me Hello

Oh hi

And your mission location is Uganda

Uganda

Uganda cool where is that

Africa

Oh boy like Lion King

Two by two

And now it's time to go

Our paths have been revealed

So let's start the show

Our shirts are clean and pressed

And our haircuts are precise

We are the Army of the Church

We are the Army of the Church

We are the Army of the Church of Jesus

Christ

Two by two

We march for victory

Armed with the greatest book in history

We'll convert everyone

All across the planet Earth

That is the beauty of

The essence of

The purpose of

The mission of

The soldiers of the Army of

The Church of Jesus Christ

Of Latter-Day Saints