Everything Happens to Me (feat. Sheila Jordan)

Everything Happens to Me (feat. Sheila Jordan) - Simone Kopmajer/Sheila Jordan/Matt Dennis/Tom Adair

Composed by：Matt Dennis/Tom Adair

I make a date for golf

And you can bet your life it rains

I try to give a party

And the guy upstairs complains

I guess I'll go through life

Just catching colds and missing trains

Everything happens to me

I never miss a thing

I've had the measles and the mumps

And every time I play an ace

My partner always trumps

I guess I'm just a fool

Who never looks before she jumps

Everything happens to me

At first I saw that

You could break this jinx for me

That love would turn the trick

To end despair

But now I just can't fool

This head that thinks for me

I've mortgaged all my

Castles in the air

I've I telephoned and k boothed

And sent an E-mail at it too

Your answer was goodbye and

There was even postage due

I fell in love just once

And then it had to be with you

Everything happens to me

Happens to me

At first my heart thought

You would break this jinx for me

That love would turn the trick

To end despair

But now I just can't fool

This head that thinks for me

I've mortgaged all my

Castles in the air

I've telegraphed and phoned

And sent an airmail special too

Your answer was goodbye and

There was even postage due

I fell in love just once

And then it had to be with you

Everything happens to me

Everything happens to me