Karaoke - Shaving Cream

Shaving Cream - Done Again

I have a sad story to tell you

It may hurt your feelings a bit

Last night as I walked into my bathroom

I stepped in a big pile of

Shaving cream be nice and clean

Shave every day and you'll always look keen

I think I'll break off with my girlfriend

Her antics are queer I'll admit

Each time I say "Darling I love you"

She tells me that I'm full of

Shaving cream be nice and clean

Shave every day and you'll always look keen

Our baby fell out of the window

You'd think that her head would be split

But good luck was with her that morning

She fell in a barrel of

Shaving cream be nice and clean

Shave every day and you'll always look keen

My old lady died in a bathtub

She died from a terrible fit

In order to fulfill her wishes

She was buried in six feet of

Shaving cream be nice and clean

Shave every day and you'll always look keen

When I was in France with the army

One day I looked inside my kit

I thought i would find me a sandwich

But the darn thing was loaded with

Shaving cream be nice and clean

Shave every day and you'll always look keen

And now folks my story is ended

I think it is time I should quit

And if anyone of you feel offended

Push your head in a bucket of

Shaving cream be nice and clean

Shave every day and you'll always look keen