If I Were A Redneck

If I Were A Redneck - D.O.A.

If I were a redneck all night long

I'd kick some ass

If I were a redneck All night long

I'd shoot my gun

If I were a redneck All night long

I'd drive my truck

If I were a redneck

I'd pick your nose with my cowboy boots

I'd pick your nose with my cowboy boots

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Well if I were a redneck

I'd start a fight every Friday night

If I were a redneck

I'd get my kicks from beating my wife

If I were a redneck

I'd get more kicks from beating up fags

If I were a redneck

Being white trash is what I'd like

Being white trash is what I'd like

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Let 'em have it boys

Well if I were a redneck

I'd keep Jack Daniels in the glove box

If I were a redneck

I'd get f*cked up at the honky tonk

If I were a redneck

I'd have a rebel flag on my truck

If I were a redneck

I'd pray to God when I'm hungover

I'd pray to God when I'm hungover

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