Bitch, Bitch, Bitch

Lord and Lady Hare

Fighting over there

Darling do beware

She's a b***h

Lady Aberdare's

Having an affair

With the butler there

Just her niche

Fine party divine party

A touch tarty but stinkin' rich

What a pretty smile

Mr

S Grenville-Heath

Pity they are not all her teeth

Lord Devere as well

He's as queer as hell

And bi-sexuelle

Likes to switch

Dee-licious and so vicious

Our one wish is to

B***h b***h b***h

Lady Postlethwaite

God she's put on weight

Gives you more to hate

Mean old b***h

Lady Leopold

Looking really old

Poor Sir Leopold

She's a witch

Chic people unique people

And freak people we quickly ditch

Lady Delaware

Awful color hair

That's her lover there

With the twitch

Lord and Lady Biggs

What a pair of pigs

Wear each other's wigs

Itch Itch Itch

June wedding

The bride dreading

The leg-spreading

While London's rich

Come here and

B***h b***h b***h

B***h b***h b***h