Bottom's Gonna Be On Top

Bottom's Gonna Be On Top - Wayne Kirkpatrick/Kevin McCollum/Brian D'Arcy James/Kurt Deutsch

No more Mr. anonymous

No more world that is nick bottom less

My name will be synonymous with being on the top

I can see it now

I'm the cat's meow

It's a hit pow

It's gonna be great gonna be great

Everywhere I go

They will love me so

Hail my name

Oh it's gonna be great gonna be great

Master bottom you're such a wonderful writer

You really think so

And your talent is talent beyond compare

Why thank you

If you're the star you are you couldn't be any more brighter

Now you're just embarrassing me

You're a real visionary

Thank you Jesus and hail Mary

This bottom's gonna be on top

This bottom's gonna be on top

Man I'm gonna sizzle

Man I'm gonna pop

And this bottom's gonna be on top

This is heaven sent

Feeling confident

Money well spent

It's gonna be great gonna be great

Throw a big parade

Praises will be made

Compliments paid

It's gonna be great gonna be great

Me and baby are so eternally grateful

You're who I'm doing it for

Thank you for our cottage in the woods

You deserve it

If gratitude were a food I'd have a big plateful

Nice metaphor bro

You're the greatest

You're the man

I really shouldn't say it

But yes I am

This bottom's gonna be on top

This bottom's gonna be on top

Once I get going never gonna stop

Yeah this bottom's gonna be on top

We are the royalty of the renaissance writers

Now we're handing down the crown to you

You were a nobody but then overnight

You're someone better than the rest of us

Now you are the best of us

Not so fast

Hello Will

I knew you wouldn't go down without a fight

The tops are may

Thou surely doth jest

I say on my honor here

I doth protest

Yawn

Rhyming that is so 1580's

Oh yeah well

If you want to make it to the top

Then you're gonna have to go through me

Cause on the top is where I live

And I will not be giving up that easily

So there

Oh man I have been waiting for this moment for so long

I'm gonna enjoy it when I knock you off your perch

Oh no you won't

Oh yes I will

Oh no you won't

Oh yes I will

Oh no you won't

Oh yes I will

Oh no you won't

My accomplishments are much more accomplished than yours

In your dreams

I am the best

You can't be the best because I am the best

I have written 12 plays and each one is a testament to my great skill

I am the Will

And I wrote the taming of the shrew

And Richard III and richard II and Henry's iv v vi

And Titus Andronicus

And oh did I forget Romeo and Juliet

Well I have just written the thing

That the critics are calling the greatest thing they've ever seen

The people are loving it

Can't get enough of it

Everyone even including the queen

She recently invited me

To her castle where she knighted me

And privately she told me that

You're not any good not any good not any good not any good

And she told me that all of your plays make her vomit

And nothing's as good as my musical omelette

Wait a minute

You wrote omelette

Yes

I never thought that I would meet my equal

But I could see that I've been bested by the best

Maybe we could partner on a sequel

Oh my how the tide has turned

Let's review

What have we learned

See you were here

But now we've swapped

So kiss this bottom

I'm on the top

He's on top

He's on top

Wah wah wah wah

Yeah this bottom's gonna be on top

He's on top

He's on top

Wah wah wah wah

Yeah this bottom's gonna be on top

Yeah this bottom's gonna be on top

Yeah this bottom's gonna be on top

You want us to write omlette

Agh I'm not so sure about this

Well I am little brother

So raise glass to omlette the musical

Bottom's up

Bottom's up

Yeah this bottom's gonna be on top