The Unicorn

The Unicorn - The Bachelors

A long time ago when the Earth was green

There was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen

And they'd run around free when the Earth was being

Born

But the loveliest of 'em all was the unicorn

There was green alligators and long-necked geese

Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees

Some cats and rats and elephants but sure as you're born

The loveliest of all was the unicorn

Then God seen some sinnin' and it grew Him pain

And He said Stand back

I'm going to make it rain

He said Hey Brother Noah

I'll tell you what to do build me a floating zoo

And take some of them

Green alligators and long-necked geese

Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees

Some cats and rats and elephants

But sure as you're born

Don't you forget My unicorns

Old Noah he was there to answer the callin'

And he finished makin' the ark just as the rain

Started to fallin'

Then he marched in all them animals two by two

And he called out as they went through

Hey Lord

I got Your green alligators and long-necked geese

Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees

Some cats and rats and elephants but Lord I'm so forlord

I just can't see no unicorns "

Then Noah looked out through the driving rain

Them unicorns were hiding playing silly games

Kickin' and splashin' while the rain was pourin'

Oh

Them silly unicorns

There was green alligators and long-necked geese

Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees

Noah cried

Close the door 'cause the rain is just pourin'

And we just can't wait for no unicorn "

The ark started moving and it drifted with the tide

And them unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried

And the waters come down and sort of floated them away

That's why you never seen a unicorn to this very day

But you'll see green alligators and long-necked geese

Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees

Some cats and rats and elephants

But sure you're born

You're never gonna see no unicorn