Before He Cheats

Right now he's probably slow dancing

With a bleached-blond tramp

And she's probably getting frisky

Right now he's probably buying

Her some fruity little drink

'Cause she can't shoot whiskey

Right now he's probably up behind her

With a pool stick

Showing her how to shoot a combo

And he don't know

I dug my key into the side

Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive

Carved my name into his leather seat

I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights

Slashed a hole in all 4 tires

And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Right now she's probably up singing some

White-trash version of Shania karaoke

Right now she's probably saying I'm drunk

And he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky

Right now he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars

Worth of that bathroom Polo

Oh and he don't know

That I dug my key into the side

Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive

Carved my name into his leather seat

I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights

Slashed a hole in all 4 tires

And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl

'Cause the next time that he cheats

Oh you know it won't be on me

No not on me

'Cause I dug my key into the side

Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive

Carved my name into his leather seat

I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights

Slashed a hole in all 4 tires

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Oh maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Oh before he cheats

Oh