Anything You Can Do

Anything you can do

I can do better

I can do anything

Better than you

No you can't

Yes I can

No you can't

Yes I can

No you can't

Yes I can

Yes I can

Anything you can be

I can be greater

Sooner or later

I'm greater than you

No you're not

Yes I am

No you're not

Yes I am

No you're not

Yes I am

Yes I am

I can shoot a partridge

With a single cartridge

I can get a sparrow

With a bow and arrow

I can live on bread and cheese

And only on that

Yes

So can a rat

Any note you can reach

I can go higher

I can sing anything

Higher than you

No you can't

Yes I can

No you can't

Yes I can

No you can't

Yes I can

No you can't

Yes I can

No you can't

Yes I can

Anything you can buy

I can buy cheaper

I can buy anything

Cheaper than you

Fifty cents

Forty cents

Thirty cents

Twenty cents

No you can't

Yes I can

Yes I can

Anything you can say

I can say softer

I can say anything

Softer than you

No you can't

Yes I can

No you can't

Yes I can

No you can't

Yes I can

Yes I can

I can drink my liquor

Faster than a flicker

I can drink it quicker

And get even sicker

I can open any safe

Without bein' caught

Sure

That's what I thought you crook

Any note you can hold

I can hold longer

I can hold any note

Longer than you

No you can't

Yes I can

No you can't

Yes I can

No you can't

Yes I can

Yes I can

Yes you can

Anything you can wear

I can wear better

In what you wear

I'd look better than you

In my coat

In your vest

In my shoes

In your hat

No you can't

Yes I can

Yes I can

Anything you can say

I can say faster

I can say anything

Faster than you

No you can't

Yes can No can't

Yes can No can't

Yes can No can't

Yes can No can't

Yes can No can't

Yes can can

I can jump a hurdle

I can wear a girdle

I can knit a sweater

I can fill it better

I can do most anything

Can you bake a pie

No

Neither can I

Any note you can sing

I can sing sweeter

I can sing anything

Sweeter than you

No you can't

Yes I can

No you can't

Yes I can

No you can't

Yes I can

No you can't

Yes I can

No you can't can't can't

Yes I can can can

Yes I can

Anything You Can Do - Howard Keel