Dear Abby

Dear abby

Got a problem

I'm a decent underpaid hardworking county coroner

It's

Important that my family eat meat at least three times a week

But we just can't

Afford to with the prices the way they are

So I bring home some choice cuts from my

Autopsy subjects

Just mix in the tuna helper and ta da

The whole family thinks my new meals are delicious

They ask me what's

My secret

Abby I think they're getting suspicious

My smart a*s 8 year old keeps

Asking where's all the meat the red dye 2 kind that's kept in the fridge

If they find out the truth I don't think they'll understand

Abby what do I tell

My family

Dear reaganomics victim：consult your clergyman

Make sure the body's

Blessed and everything should be just fine