If I Was A Beer

If I was a beer

I'd be cold cold cold

After what you'd done the way you shook me up

Boy I'd explode

I'd have eleven good friends by my side

Waiting their turn on a Friday night

Ready to mess you up

But honey you're in luck

'Cause I'm a fine fine wine

I'm a slow sweet pour

I can be a little bitter but I ain't a hard hitter

Like a thirty from the grocery store

So baby goodbye-bye-bye

All I gotta say is cheers

You better thank your lucky stars that I ain't a PBR

'Cause it'd be going down different 'round here

If I was a beer

Mmm yeah

Baby over the years

I'm only gonna get better with age

And when you're sick of Milwaukee you're gonna want me

'Cause you can't forget the taste

You're gonna want me on your lips wanna hold me in your hands

Gonna want a second sip but you ain't gon' get the chance

'Cause I'll be making someone crazy on some love drunk

Maybe out in Cali maybe out in France

'Cause I'm a fine fine wine

I'm a slow sweet pour

I can be a little bitter but I ain't a hard hitter

Like a thirty from the grocery store

So baby goodbye-bye-bye

All I gotta say is cheers

You better thank your lucky stars that I ain't a PBR

'Cause it'd be going down different 'round here

If I was a beer

I'd be cheaper probably wind up tossed out

Roadside in the country

If I was a beer I'd be weaker

You'd just get what you wanted from me

And you'd crush me but you can't crush me

'Cause I'm a fine fine wine

I'm a slow sweet pour

I can be a little bitter but I ain't a hard hitter

Like a thirty from the grocery store

So baby goodbye-bye-bye

All I gotta say is cheers

You better thank your lucky stars that I ain't a PBR

'Cause it'd be going down different 'round here

If I was a beer