I Just Had Sex (The Lonely Island & Akon 808 Tribute Re-Mix)

I Just Had Sex (The Lonely Island & Akon 808 Tribute Re-Mix) - Pop Magicians

Sometimes

Something beautiful happens

In this world

Oh

You don t know how to express yourself so

You just gotta sing

I just had sex

And it felt so good

A woman let me put my penis inside her

I just had sex

And I' ll never go back

To the not-having-sex

Ways of the past

Have you ever had sex

I have it felt great

It felt so good when I did it with my penis

A girl let me do it

It literally just happened

Having sex could make a nice man out the meanest

You' ll never guess where I have sex

If I had to describe the feeling it was the best

When I had the sex

Man my penis felt great

And I called my parents right after I was done

Oh hey didn' t see you there

Guess what I just did

Had sex undressed saw her boobies and the rest

Well sure

Nice of her to let you do that thing

Nice of any girl ever

Now sing

I just had sex

And it felt so good

A woman let me put my penis inside her

Wanna tell the world

To be honest

I' m surprised she even wanted me to do it

Doesn 't really make sense

But man screw it

I 'ain t one to argue with a good thing

She could be my wife

That good

The best 30 seconds of my life

I 'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her

Cuz honestly I 'd have sex with a pile of manure

With that in mind the soft nice-smellin girl' s better

She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater

So this one' s dedicated to them girls

That let us flop around on top of them

If you 're near or far whether short or tall

We wanna thank you all for letting us f**k you

She kept looking at her watch

Doesn' t matter have sex

But I cried the whole time

Doesn' t matter have sex

I think she might have been a racist

Doesn 't matter have sex

She put a bag on my head

Still counts

I just had sex

And my dreams came true

So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes

Then you 're qualified to sing with me

I just had sex

And it felt so good

A woman let me put my penis inside her

I just had sex

And I 'll never go back

To the not-having-sex

Ways of the past