Pong Dance (Acoustic)

Pong Dance (Acoustic) - Vigiland

He's

Been away for college

Was the baddest geek around

He's been doing everything

But make his parents proud

He tried his best to study hard

But still he got too drunk

Won lots of beer pong tournaments

But still he had to flunk

His ex girlfriend got a girlfriend

His barbie tried a female ken

But when the white ball hits the red cup

He's the baddest f**ker in the frat club

Then he does the pong dance

He'd never touched a cigarette

But tried to smoke a joint

He coughed and soon he felt regret

Just screaming what's the point

And every time he saw this girl

His face would turn to red

Even though he told the guys

He got her into bed

But when you see him at the table

He turns out to be rather stable

And when the white ball hits the red cup

He's the baddest f**ker in the frat club

Then he does the pong dance

Then he does the pong dance

He does the pong dance

He does the pong dance