Fat Girl (Thar She Blows)

Fat Girl (Thar She Blows) - Viva La Rock

I saw her drinkin' beer

Eatin' peanuts by the bar

I was pretty desperate

And I knew she had a car

She said her name was Debbie

She was a friend of Jenny Craig's

She had boobs like watermelons

And breath like rotten eggs

I know you're hungry I could see it in your eyes

Cuz you're looking at me like I'm a side of fries

I wanna take your chubby a** back to my place

And squirt my baby gravy all over your face (yeah)

(Woah Woah) Thar She Blows

(Woah Woah) Thar She Blows

Fat Girl she's everything I wanted and more

Fat Girl she can't fit through the door

(Woah Woah) Thar She Blows

I wanna prove to you that my feelings are for real

So I'm gonna buy you a million Happy Meals

I want a chunk of that body if only you'll let me in

I wanna sink my summer sausage into that double chin (yeah)

(Woah Woah) Thar She Blows

(Woah Woah) Thar She Blows

Fat Girl is riding my jock again

Fat Girl is snacking on my cock again

(Oh so bite )

Friends keep tellin' me I must be goin' blind

You got cottage cheese all over your behind (yeah)

Even though some people point and laugh at us

You can kick their a** because you're bigger than a bus

Fat Girl I can't believe you're eating again

Fat Girl Where does your neck begin

(Woah Woah) Thar She Blows

Fat Girl Put my hotdog into your bun

Fat Girl You really really tons of fun

(Woah Woah) Thar She Blows

(Woah Woah) Thar She Blows

Thar She blows (yeah)

My fat fat girl

Come here baby where you goin'