Jim And Jack And Hank

Jim And Jack And Hank - Alan Jackson (阿蘭·傑克遜)

Hey you were standing by the screen door slamming

Rather clear what's taking place

You were holding on to Louie

He was packing

He was heavy that plastic handle just about to break

Well then you picked up Chloe

She knew y'all were going

She started barking like a tank

I was shocked and I was joking

But I would not be longing

'Cause I got Jim and Jack and Hank

Take your string bikinis your apple martinis

Take what's left there in the bank

Take your flat iron and your curlers

Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked

Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies

To me you're just a total blank

Go on and leave me baby

I don't need you I got

Jim and Jack and Hank

Well now you left screaming and your tires screeching

That little dog right in your lap

I have become a little sad and called up my old dad

He said son you just woke me from my nap

I told him you had left me

He said son now don't you hate me

You know exactly what I think

You know you're better off

You can fish and you can golf

You still got Jim and Jack and Hank

Take your string bikinis your apple martinis

Take what's left there in the bank

Take your flat iron and your curlers

Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked

Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies

To me you're just a total blank

Go on and leave me baby

I don't need you I got

Jim and Jack and Hank

That's right

So I got out the whiskey I began to listen to songs

Out in my truck you couldn't crank

I started feeling empty

Then again it hit me I got Jim and Jack and Hank

Take your string bikinis your apple martinis

Take what's left there in the bank

Take your flat iron and your curlers

Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked

Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies

To me you're just a total blank

Go on and leave me baby

I don't need you I got

Jim and Jack and Hank

Yeah now go on and leave me baby

I don't need you

I got Jim and Jack and Hank

That's right you go ahead I'll be a okay

'Cause I got Jose Captain Morgan

Not to mention Old George

And Tammy Loretta Merell Willie Nelson Big John Cash

How about Old Jimmy Buffet

Bring him in there when it's sun shining

George Strait an old friend

Can't forget Hank Jr and all his rowdy friends

I'm gonna clean out the whole closet baby

Oh yeah Goodbye