Big Lizard (Explicit) (Album Version)

Big Lizard (Album Version) - The Dead Milkmen

Big lizard in my backyard

Can't afford to feed him anymore

Big lizard in my backyard

Bustin' down my neighbour's door

I bought a big lizard

Only a dollar fifty

Well that's pretty neat

Yeah it' skin' nifty

But I just can't afford to feed it

And you should see the way it shits

I've got a big lizard in my backyard

Can't afford to feed it anymore

Big lizard in my backyard

Bustin' down my neighbour's door

I was knocked outta bed

Late last night

I was woken up by the sound of dynamite

I ran downstairs to find an army man

He said "We gotta blow up those things we don't understand "

There's no more big lizard in my backyard

I won't have to feed him anymore

No more lizard in my backyard

They shipped his a** to El Salvador

Was knocked outta bed

Late last night

I was woken up by the sound of dynamite

I ran downstairs to find an army man

He said "We gotta blow up those things we don't understand "

Big lizard in my backyard

Can't afford to feed it anymore

Big lizard in my backyard

Bustin' down my neighbour's door

I bought a big lizard

Only a dollar fifty

Well that's pretty neat

Yeah it' skin' nifty

But I just can't afford to feed it