Fake Mexican Tourist Blues (2003 Remaster)

Fake Mexican Tourist Blues (2003 Remaster) - Kevin Ayers

Hey mister would you like my sister

Her name is Juanita

I think you'd like to meet her

She's a little bit risky

Drinking always whiskey

But she's really a tiger

Take you right inside her

Hey Juanita yo te quiero

Te quiero querida Juanita mi amor

Hey mister got another sister

Her name is Dolores

She likes pretty colores

She's silly

I know I know

Eating always chili

But she's very sexy

Take her home in a taxi

Hey dolores yo te quiero

Te quiero querida dolores mi amor

Hey Juanita Juanita banana

Hey Juanita Juanita banana

Hey Juanita would you hold my banana

I'd like it now I don't mean mañana

Hey Juanita yo te quiero

Te quiero querida Juanita mi amor

Hey brother what about my mother

She's only just forty

She's especially naughty

She knows a lot a tricks

More than the younger chicks

And if you don't like my mother

I got a very nice brother

Hey María yo te quiero

Te quiero querida María mi amor