Mama She's Lazy (Album Version)

Mama She's Lazy - Pinkard/Bowden

Mama

I've found someone

Like you said I took her home

She has no snout

But she's no doubt

The biggest pig I've known

I thought that she

Would help me out

With the laundry and the chores

But there are those

Who won't wash clothes

And guess who's scrubbin' the floors

Mama she's lazy

Lazier than me

And on my couch

Is where she says

She's always gonna be

I've never slept that long

She beats all I've ever seen

Mama she's lazy

She's lazier than me

And mama

You always said

Get the lead out of your pants

But that old phrase

Don't phase her daze

She's always in a trance

She's hung up on

The movie stars

On the afternoon TV

And now I'm concerned

She ain't worth a dern

And I can't even get her to leave

Mama she's lazy

Lazier than me

And on my couch

Is where she says

She's always gonna be

She's never swept the floor

Since she swept me off my feet

Mama she's lazy

She's lazier than me

Oh mama she's lazy

She's lazier than me