If I Were The Marrying Kind

If I Were The Marrying Kind - Sound-A-Like As Made Famous By 'Rugby' Style - Union Of Sound

If I were the marrying kind

We should thank the lord I'm not sir

The kind of man that I would wed

Would be a rugby full-back

And he'd find touch and I'd find touch

We'd both touch together

We'd be all right in the middle of the night

Finding touch together

If I were the marrying kind

Which thank the lord I'm not sir

The kind of man that I would wed

Would be a wing three-quarter

And he'd go hard and I'd go hard

We'd both go hard together

We'd be all right in the middle of the night

Going hard together

If I were the marrying kind

Which thank the lord I'm not sir

The kind of man that I would wed

Would be a rugby fly-half

He'd whip it out and I'd whip it out

We'd both whip it out together

We'd be all right in the middle of the night

Whipping it out together

If I were the marrying kind

Which thank the lord I'm not sir

The kind of man that I would wed

Would be a rugby scrum-half

And he'd put it in and I'd put it in

We'd both put it in together

We'd be all right in the middle of the night

Putting it in together

If I were the marrying kind

Which thank the lord I'm not sir

The kind of man that I would wed

Would be a rugby scrum-half

And he'd put it in and I'd put it in

We'd both put it in together

We'd be all right in the middle of the night

Putting it in together

If I were the marrying kind

Which thank the lord I'm not sir

The kind of man that I would wed

Would be a referee

He would blow hard and I would blow hard

We'd both blow hard together

We'd be all right in the middle of the night

Blowing hard together