Pirelli's Miracle Elixir 歌詞
Pirelli's Miracle Elixir - Edwards Sanders/Johnny Depp/Helena Bonham Carter
Ladies and gentlemen
May I have your attention please
Do you wake every morning in shame and despair
To discover your pillow is covered with hair
Or ought not to be there
Well ladies and gentlemen
From now on you can waken at ease
You need never again have a worry or care
I will show you a miracle marvelous rare
Gentleman you are about to see something
Wot rose from the dead
On the top of my head
T'was Pirelli's
Miracle Elixir
That's what did the trick sir
True sir true
Was it quick sir
Did it in a tick sir
Just like an elixir
Ought to do
How about a bottle mister
Only costs a penny guaranteed
Does Pirelli's
Stimulate the growth sir
You can have my oath sir
Tis unique
Rub a minute
Stimulatin' i'nt
Soon you'll have to thin it
Once a week
Pardon me ma'm what's that awful stench
Must be standing near an open trench
Pardon me sir what's that awful stench
Buy Pirelli's
Miracle Elixir
Anything will slick sir soon sprouts curls
Try Pirelli's
When they see how thick sir
You can have your pick sir
Of the girls
Wanna buy a bottle misses
What is this What is this
Smells like piss Smells like ew
What is this This is piss piss with ink
Let pirelli's activate your roots sir
Keep it off your boots sir eats right through
Yes get pirelli's use a bottle of it
Ladies seem to love it
Flies do too