Ninja

Ninja - Insane Clown Posse

"Eh yo J man eh "

"Yeah "

"Eh man you remember me "

"Ah huh "

"You remember that sh*t you said "

"Uh uh "

"Well paybacks a b**ch "

(4 gunshots)

"Mmm motherf**ker let's go man "

"Hold up man he's still alive man "

(5 gunshots)

"Die motherf**ker damn "

(1 gunshot)

"Shoot the motherf**ker again man"

(1 gunshot)

"Aw sh*t "

(2 gunshots)

"Shoot him again man "

"Ahahaha ahahah "

(3 gunshots)

"Motherf**ker's still alive man"

"Ahahahahahahahaha"

(3 gunshots)

"Die man "

(1 gunshot)

"Ahahahahaha"

"Aw sh*t let's get the f**k out of here man"

"Ahhhh Ahahahaha

THE WICKED CLOWNS WILL NEVER DIE

Hahahahah b**ches "

(total gunshots fired: 20 shots)

"What's the hell's a ninja "

"A ninja is the branch of the Japenese samurai A very old

Orginization It's origins are hundreds of years old Much

Of its history's been lost Not many ninjas exist today yet

They all have imdominal fighting skills as a part of Ninjitsu

No matter what weapons you use a ninja will never die "

Damn I wish I could be a Shokon Samurai

So I could swing a sword and make necks fly

I'd go to school and ninja-crawl through tha halls

N' then I'd jump out n' stab b**ches in the balls

'Cause I remember these kids from tha playground

Everybody'd hang around we were all down

But then we grew up n' everybody turned away

N' now they dissin' me yellin' "f**k Nerdy-J"

I sit n' think at how it changed as I got olda'

As I think I draw a ninja on my folda' Ugh

What I would do if I only had a ninja sword

You'd see blood start flingin' on tha chalkboard

I'd tell tha whole class "nobody move a jiggle

First one that do I'll make yer f**kin' neck wiggle "

Everyone wold start jockin' tha news would take my picta'

DAMN I wish I could be a ninja

Damn I wish I could be a ninja ninja

Damn It'd feel good ta see people applaudin'

After I was done killin' all tha yuppie f**ks

All tha poor kids would come n' swing from my nuts

And I would walk home feelin' like a Samurai

I'd walk in tha house and see my momma cry

I's ask why she'd point to my drunkin' pops

He tried ta hit her again but that sh*t STOPS

I kick him in his throat you hear his neck break

I throw a roundhose and knock his beard off his face

I tell him "Dad now look at all your broken glass

Why don'tcha pick it all-up n' stick it in yer a** "

I watch him do it "Now hurry up ya take fo'eva' "

When he was done I'd squeeze his butt-cheeks togetha'

"Now get tha F**K out my house neva' come back "

I throw a chinese star stick him in his a**-crack(Ahhhh)

I turn to my mudda "I'm sorry that he hit'cha "

DAMN I wish I could be a ninja

Damn I wish I could be a ninja ninja

Damn It'd feel good ta see people applaudin'

If I could be a ninja my daddy'd be dead but

I still gotta go ta work n' pay tha rent

I flip frenchfries for $2 25

Mr Donny works here he's f**kin' 45

But he'd think he "da' sh*t" 'cause he's da' boss

I guess he don't know that his life is a loss

I walk in about 5 minutes late

'Cause I was tryin' ta clean tha blood off my ninja blade

So Mr Donny wanna try n' get up in my face

Screamin' at me sweatin' ova' this place

Mad 'cause I'm late he's no betta' than me

Just another b**ch workin' for next ta' free

I thought him out takin' money just steal

N' cuttin' up his body n' fry him on tha grill

But he's too f**kin' wack n' I could kill dis b**ch

N' I don't even need ta be a ninja

Damn I wish I could be a ninja ninja

Damn It'd feel good ta see people applaudin'

Damn I wish I could be a ninja ninja

Damn It'd feel good ta see people applaudin'

Damn I wish I could be a ninja ninja

Damn It'd feel good ta see people applaudin'

Damn I wish I could be a ninja ninja

Damn It'd feel good ta see people applaudin'

Damn I wish I could be a ninja ninja

Damn It'd feel good ta see people applaudin'

Yeah Yeah I'm a ninja Yeah

F**K that, I'm a Wicked Klown B**CH, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha