Me and Mrs. Claus

Me and Mrs. Claus - Bob Rivers

Me and Mrs Claus We got a thing going on

We both know that it's naughty But when Santa's gone

We're loose at the North Pole now

We meet every Christmas Eve

As Kris Kringle leaves 6:30 The reindeer team's in the air

Sexy toys making all kinds of noise

While the jack-in-the-box displays her mistletoe thong

Me and Mrs Claus Mrs Claus Mrs Claus

Mrs Claus We've got a thing going on

We've gotta be extra careful We've got those toys to build

And I'm just a Santa's workshop guy

I want to sneak off and unwrap you

Behind the old man's sleigh same time as last year

Rudolph knows

And Frosty knows And even Herby knows that it's wrong