Hip Hop Quotables (Explicit)

Hip Hop Quotables (Explicit) - Ludacris

Written by：Chris Bridges/Erick Sermon

High my name's Ludacris and I'm high as girrafes butts

And I'm close to the edge so

Your parents can come push me

I curse so much just to get on they nerves

I got kids actin a fool from the traps to the burbs

My filthy mouf it won't fight cavities or beat plaque

So I shot the tooth fairy aahhh

And took my old teeth back

I'll take a sh*t on the equator the size of a crater

And make Government officials breath harder than Darth Vader

It's the chicken the beer that make luda keep rappin

But no pork on my fork I 'dont even speak pig Latin

I go fishin on my lake wit yo b**ch as da bait

Plus I eat many M C's but I 'dont gain no weight

The number 1 chief rocker clean out your rap lockers

I'm as stiff as a board your more shook than maracas

But my tricks ain't for kids if

You dig 'em you'll get smaked

I'll clock yah I'll spring forward you'll fall back whoo

Every album that I drop has got more than ten bangers yeah

Thats 'cause I'm a shot caller ya'll fools are crank yankers bells

Ain't a d**n thing changed but the ice on my chain

I get chicks from Portland oregon to Portland maine

Now I role up torpedoes get blunted wit rastas

For a hefty fee I'm on your record like bob castas yeah

I own so many jerseys I'm a throw back mess

I hit the cleaners an tell 'em

I want a full court press owe

So mama toast yah glass while I'm countin my cash

'Cause every single is a smash

I'm hot as a camals a** ha

The competition never just wanna admit that they lost

And that they last about as

Long as my part in the wash

From your car to a crap game no one rolls witchu

One of mini me's shoes got more soul than you ok

So by the time you figure out why your record ain't spinnin

I'm in the strip club smokin wit

Presedent clinton

So stand clear of the long side burns and go tee

They made the mold of the p*nis enlarger off me me

I'll be in another when I hit from the back back

Not to mention my refrigerators taller than shaq yeah

So yippie ka ye yippie yi yi yo yo if you

Can't swim 'dont smoke my hydro dro

I've been lookin for a woman just to put my stamp on

But alotta ya'll are more stuck up than tampons whoo

So wash all you sins away and start prayin yeah

If God's line is busy you might

Have to two way him uh hmm

And catch me in your back yard playin' croquet

And when I'm drunk I'll be tellin

Kids *** are bad umm kay

Or watch me swing my chains at the Rascals of Peko

Got seven cars I get all my rims at chrome depot

And people think I'm bad they say ooh he's so evil

'Cause I go on blind dates with

Actual blind people owe

But my albums out the store

Yours be on the shelf uh hmm

I heard you masterbate alot so ya'll keep to yourself

'Cause these women want a man to stay up and stay strong

Like the N B A you gotta play hard or go home

All that sh*t that ya'll talkin

Ya'll can pop it to them

'Cause ludacris will beat you down with a prosthetic limb

I'll put my foot so deep in your

A** that you can smell it

And your breath'll turn to

Footlocker water repelant

I'm the man I got money far as the eyes can see

And I'm in a group I split

Dough wit me me and me

So much money in my jewelery that I'm d**n near sorry

So I'ma trade my earings in and get a ferrari whoo

I buy cars wit straight cash have meetins wit donald trump

Yall meet wit honda no payments for 12 months

Take a look at your life and no wonder your so sad

Ya'll put up wit more sh*t than a colostomy bag

Ha ha ha