You Can't Fool the Fat Man (LP版)

You Can't Fool The Fat Man - Randy Newman

Sittin' with the fat man

Tryin' to get a loan

Talkin' about those horses

Women that we've known

Spittin' on the sidewalk

Squintin' into the sun

Greetin' all the people

Smilin' beauty everyone

I said

Hey listen Fat Man

Just can't get a break

Must I pay my whole life long

For just one mistake

My brother's in the armed forces

My sister is in jail

Won't you give me fifty dollars

So I can pay her bail

He said

You Can't fool fat man

No you can't fool me

Just a two bit grifter

That's all you'll ever be

Can't fool fat Man

No you can't fool me

Just a two bit grifter

That's all you'll ever be