Whipped Into Shape (Live)

Whipped Into Shape (Live) - Aoife Mulholland/Peter Davison/The "Legally Blonde the Musical" Original London Cast' Company

Hi I'm Brooke Windumm

And welcome to the wyndome workout disk two challenge

Yeah do you want an easy miracle

Do you wanna lose a pound or two

Then you can turn this off right now

My workout's not for you

I'm talkin' to the woman who wants it all

Gotta pay for what ya get

'Cause size two clothes don't come to those too lazy to sweat

I want you whipped into shape

When I say jump say 'how high'

You know your're doin' it right

When you start to cry

If you don't look like you should

You've got to whip it whip it whip it good

I'm sorry ladies no escape

'Till you're whipped into shape

Come on Denny you halfer work it out

Whipped into shape

I hate you Brooke but I love you for it

Whipped into sh

A why'd you pause it

We have a lot to cover

Meet our brand new client Brooke

You can laugh but she's made tons

Off her DVD and book

'Whip your way to tighter buns'

Happily married so she swears to her 60 year old stud

Then step daughter came down stair

And found Brooke all covered in his blood

If Brooke took a plea I'd have her out in 3 to 4

But she claims she did not kill him

Did she

Let's watch some more

Well it's more than just workout it's a defensive weapon too

Simply wrap it 'round your assailents neck

And pull 'till he turns blue

You can also use the pattented handle grip

To shatter your attacker's spine

And all for 3 small payments of

You'll have him whipped into shape

When you get grief from a guy

Just work him over with this

'Till he starts to cry

If he don't act like he should

You've got to whip it whip it whip it good

It's gets you out of any stray

And gets you whipped into shape

Come on people

No pain no gain

Whipped into shape

What doesn't kill us makes us hotter

And who think she's guilty

Ok now here is where you kids come in

Brooke has trouble trusting me

I'm her only chance to win

But I don't speak M T V

Though Brooke won't help her own defense

She may listen to her peers

Go and place a little sense

In the space between her ears

I'm a delta new Not now

I want her whipped into shape

If there's a bringing that here

Tell it that I am the key

It's a plea

Or the chair

See when I talk to her I

Get neither plea nor plan nor allaby

To quote from our defendents tape

I want her whipped into shape

To the jail

Alright ladies

Circle cirlce under over through around

Again

Circle cirlce under over through around

Helai

Left

Right sing a with me out

Left

Right

Left

Right

Left

Right

Work it out

I want you whipped into shape

When I say jump say 'how high'

You know your're doin' it right

When you start to cry

If you don't look like you should

You've got to whip it whip it whip it good

Like present ladies no escape

Ho till you're whipped into shape baby

Whipped it whipped into shape baby

Swipe it swipe it swipe it through

Check it up double jump

Swipe it swipe it swipe it through

Check it up double jump

That's right

You've got it

Whip it whip it whip it whip it

Whipped into shape

Yeah