It's the Real Thing

It's the Real Thing - Legendary Pink Dots

I'm a tourist at the poorest place on earth

I've got a straw hat palm tree shirt

Throw a cent they'll lick you

Bring you monkey on a stick

Watch them they will try to rob you blind

Got to read those tell tale signs

Never take their word

Deep down they know they're here to serve

Sun king

Hear me hum God save the queen

Line them up rows age 13

I'll take a dozen farmer

Five cadavers baked in lava

Evening you can hear hills come alive

Natives gallop over mines

Like it was Marlboro country

Sad it never touches me

Master

Bwana

I'll take a brandy on the rocks

Your shrunken head packed in a box

Something to take home to mother