Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend

Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend - Various Artists (歐美群星)

A kiss on the hand may be quite continental

But diamonds are a girl's best friend

A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental

On your humble flat or help you at the automat

Men grow cold as girls grow old

And we all lose our charm in the end

But square cut or pear shape

These rocks don't lose their shape

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

There may come a time

When a lass needs a lawyer

But diamonds are a girl's best friend

There may come a time

When a hard-boiled employer

Thinks you're awful nice

But get that ice or else no dice

He's your guy

When stocks go high

But beware when they start to descend

It's then that those louses

Go back to their spouses

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Stash those rocks in your strongbox

For on them you can always depend

It's not compensation

It's self-preservation

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Romance is divine and I'm not one to knock it

But diamonds are a girl's best friend

Romance is divine yes but where can you hock it?

When the flame is gone

Just try and pawn a tired Don Juan

Some men buy and some just sigh

That to make you their bride they intend

But buyers or sighers

They're such goddamn liars

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

I've heard of affairs that are strictly platonic

But diamonds are a girl's best friend

And I think affairs that you must keep Masonic

Are the better bets

If little pets get big baguettes

Some girls find some piece of mind

In a trust fund that banks recommend

But if you are busty

Your trustee gets lusty

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Time rolls on, and youth is gone

And you can't straighten up when you bend

But stiff back or stiff knees

You stand straight at Tiff'ny's

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

I don't mean rhinestones

Diamonds

Diamonds

Diamonds

Diamonds

Diamonds are a girl's best friend