99 Ways

99 Ways - Jane Wiedlin

Oh way oh

Oh way oh

I'm going to night school

I'm learning Japanese

My microwave and me know 60 recipes

I'm gonna work my way

Into your heart

And you'll give in now

If you're smart

You better believe

I'm determined

You oughta see my master plan

Got 99 ways to make you my man

I'll sing you love songs

I'll walk your cat

I'll fix your radio

And scratch your back

Got 99 ways to make you my man

I've entered in the marathon

I'm pumping heavy weights

I'm memorizing poetry

My calculus is great

I'm gonna work my way

Into your heart

And you'll give in now

If you're smart

You better believe

I'm determined

Wait till you see my master plan

Got 99 ways to make you my man

I'll get a pedicure

I'll take up golf

I'll swim to Wichita

And that's not all

Got 99 ways to make you my man

Put up a fight

Or just give in

Cause I got the ways

And means to win

99 oh way oh

99 oh way oh

You better believe

I'm determined

You oughta see my master plan

Got 99 ways to make you my man

If you resist me

I'll use my charm

I'll start a fire

And then sound the alarm

Got 99 ways to make you my man

I'll sing you love songs

I'll walk your cat

I'll fix your radio

And scratch your back

Got 99 ways to make you my man

I'll get a pedicure

I'll take up golf

I'll swim to Wichita

And that's not all

Got 99 ways to make you my man

99 ways oh way oh

99 ways oh way oh

99 ways oh way oh